Vinegar Squid

1: The collection of sendiment in a bottle of vinegar which floats around as a semi-solid mass but would break apart if one attempted to spoon it out. Completely harmless, but gross nonetheless

2: Cum or mucus free-floating in a thinner (darker) liquid

I was going to have the salad, but one look at the vinegar squid and I went with the soup.

Dude, you need to clean the toilet. I spit in there this morning and the fucker looked like a vinegar squid the bowl was so nasty.

by DirtMonkey October 10, 2009

Vineyard

A females V location. Acreage located between belly line, thighs, upper legs, pubical plantation, vegina slice, vegina watering hole, the man cave and the sewage hole.

Wow, my sugar baby sent me a pic of her vineyard and then my sprinkler system immediately turned on and sprayed everywhere. I can't wait till she lets me suck as much wine out of it as i can in one sitting.

by GarfiNeedsLove December 18, 2018

Vinegar Strokes

Manual clitoral masturbation of a females vagina.

Tarquin realised his luck was in when as soon as he was behind closed doors with Matilda, she had dropped her trolleys and it wasn't long before he was building up the vinegar strokes.

by Bollockhead October 17, 2008

vinegar stroke

the act of one's silky tip on another's cheek...sleeping or not

dude, i cant believe you just gave me a vinegar stroke

by stone flint May 31, 2004

vineyard waffle

when you take a dump on your girlfriends chest and then pat it down with a tennis racket so it looks like a waffle then spray cum over it like whipped cream

i tied that bitch up and gave her a vineyard waffle and left her there

by Bestmedicevah March 4, 2009

Vinegred

1. a condition of the feet where they emit an odor of vinegar

2. sharp tonail in the shape of an ax

3. when a person parts their hair down the middle

My oh my, your bro has some vinegred feet

by tilltheend123 July 10, 2011

Vinegar Vien

The act of collecting female ejaculate by two finger stimulation.

Smell my fingers because i just pulled a Vinegar Vien

by CrotchPuppet April 1, 2009