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apalachian trail 

a trail of seamen running from one brest to the other
this morning I tittie fucked my girl and gave her an apalachian trail from the left to the right

Indian Trail Jr. High 

A shiet show of a school where no one gives a flying fuck about anything. The principal thinks he's cool when really he is out of touch with reality and needs to wake the fuck up.
You're from Indian Trail Jr. High? I'm so sorry.

[Butter] [Trail] 

Usually is found after one has defecated in the restroom and has left a little extra residue on the seat. Tends to look like a little yellow/brown strip and most commonly is found on the back of the toilet seat, where one's butt crack sits.
Travis: "Hey, didn't Derek drop a deuce earlier?"
Mark: "Yeah, I believe so, why?"
Travis: "That douchebag left a butter trail on the seat!"
Mark: "Yeah, he tends to do that. He never wipes it off either."
Travis: At least he didn't shit in my underwear and leave it under my bed like Mike did."
Mark: That's true. Mike is savage as fuck!

Angry Trail 

When a man has a trail of hair leading down his lower back to his butt.
Dude, will you help me shave my angry trail?
Angry Trail by claptrap414 May 23, 2011

Goat Trail

Goat Trail : A man made path or trail thru the woods or hills to get to the local watering hole for a cold frosty beer. The shortest innovative path from ones apartment to mischief.
While traveling out of town , Ted the Superintendent, would always create his own Goat trail to the local dive bar or pub.
Goat Trail by Fatphil October 14, 2021

garage sale trail 

The path most consumer technology takes, from gee wiz. to so what, to make an offer. In other words technology will become quickly outdated and lose most of its value. The rule of the garage sale trail is a curse to the first owner but a blessing for the next owner.
The rule of the garage sale trail makes a $1,000 tv worth $50 in 5 years.
garage sale trail by knowman December 20, 2011