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tomaso

an Italian boy's name. typically very good looking and always has good hair - also inhumanely tan. although despite the good looks tomaso is incredibly stupid and quite annoying sometimes. tomaso is very nice and cares about other people.
" hey I was just talking to that really cute boy over there - he was so stupid! - and i was wondering if you knew his name? "

" I don't know him but it sounds like he might be called tomaso "
by agriculture July 9, 2014
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Feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk

To masturbate, jerk off, beat ones meat.
I walked in on Mark feeding the gerbil to the rabbit with a tomahawk. Motherfucker.
by oneequalszero September 5, 2006
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tomahawk

To swipe one's index and middle finger in one's sweaty ass crack or ball-bag crack and procede to smear it in an unsuspecting victims nose. Usually accompanied by tribal hoots and dancing.
I tomahawked Chatzo while he was talking to his teacher and he said he could smell my sweaty coin purse for 10 mins.
by dirty miagi February 14, 2004
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tomasello

a boy who pushes beavers
or masterbates to them.
that tomasello builds damns with his beaver girl.
by demistds February 5, 2008
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Tomahawk

*A type of axe used by native americans.

*A type of radical hairstyle.

*The name of America's hi-tech cruise missile system, launchable by all kinds of weapons, such as naval craft.
"We don't need nuclear weapons; we got Tomahawks equipped with built-in infrared sensors and GPS control for pinpoint accuracy! This was displayed during Iraqi Freedom."
-me
by Dave March 23, 2004
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Tomahawk

When someone is passed out drunk, take your index finger and run through the sweaty crack of your ass and wipe it across their upper lip.
"Dude, what's that smell and why do I have a brown mustache?"
"I gave you a Tomahawk while you were passed out man!"
by krap July 19, 2012
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Tomase

When a reporter publishes a story that is so libel and false the managing editor is required to take out a front page ad in the paper apologizing for it.
Wow Rick really pulled a Tomase last week when he published that the Chinese restaurant was serving cat instead of chicken...turns out the owner just had her pet at work...
by Chad Snyder May 22, 2008
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