Someone who is a poser. He says that he is great at everything but when you see him in real life he makes up some lame excuse on why he can't do it. He is also scranny with a lot of money which is the only reason he has a girlfriend.
Noah:I can surf so we'll
You:ok then, catch me at the beach
"At the beach"
You:Go out and catch a wave then
Noah:uuhh,I can't
You:why??
Noah:my board is messed up
"Has brand new board, he just can't do anything because he plays so many video games"
You:ok then, catch me at the beach
"At the beach"
You:Go out and catch a wave then
Noah:uuhh,I can't
You:why??
Noah:my board is messed up
"Has brand new board, he just can't do anything because he plays so many video games"
by Noah is trash April 17, 2019
Get the Noahmug. Normally gets girls very often, if you don’t see a girl following him then that would be a one in a million sight and you should take a picture. If you betray their trust that’s a bad move.. They are also very nice and you can always trust them to make you happy!
Nate: “bro not a single girl was following Noah at the shops today”
Daniel: “NAH TELL ME YOU TOOK A PICTURE THAT COULD SELL FOR MILLIONS”
Daniel: “NAH TELL ME YOU TOOK A PICTURE THAT COULD SELL FOR MILLIONS”
by igetalotofdick April 24, 2022
Get the Noahmug. by TheMaster420 February 7, 2022
Get the Noahmug. A Noah is the type of person that you never want to let go of especially if you are a girl he is smart, funny and freakishly athletic and good looking with blue eyes and skin like a Snapchat filter he is sometimes awkward to talk to but that's because he keeps many secrets but if he wants to he can steal your girl other boys don't like him because the girl they like likes him and every time they try to outshine him he outshines them in everyway
by Brooklyn30 March 17, 2020
Get the Noahmug. by Taki master June 4, 2021
Get the Noahmug. Noah is the most incredible, perfect human being to ever exist. Noah is so thoughtful. Noah is extraordinarily smart, it'll blow your mind. Noah is so beautiful, he has the most gorgeous ocean blue eyes that sometimes look green for no good reason (possibly because he doesn't change his contacts enough). Noah has the best smile that lights up his entire face and makes you just wanna grab him and give him the deepest longest kiss. Noah is so sweet- he truly is such a kindhearted soul. If you ever get lucky enough to know Noah, consider yourself blessed.
by ~LiMa~ December 1, 2021
Get the Noahmug. 