An erectile explosion is were you seal the top of the penis with gorrila glue and proceed to urinate or masterbait violently until your penis explodes
Peter: hey bob why did you become a woman
Bob: because i preformed the erectile explosion
Peter: wow my sister did the aame
Bob: because i preformed the erectile explosion
Peter: wow my sister did the aame
by Penis_overlord November 11, 2021
Get the erectile explosionmug. There are 10 things that can cause an ass explosion:
1. Laxatives
2. Food allergies/intolerances
3. Medication side effects
4. Oily/greasy food
5. Eating too much plant fiber
6. Infectious diseases/food poisoning
7. Exposure to certain toxins
8. Chronic gastrointestinal conditions (IBS for example)
9. An imbalance of gut bacteria
10. Over-eating
11. Hormonal fluctuations (females)
Generally, you can tell if an ass explosion is going to happen, symptoms include:
Gas
Gurgling in the lower abdomen
Pressure behind the asshole that feels like something solid is trying to get out
Bloating
Slight abdominal cramping
1. Laxatives
2. Food allergies/intolerances
3. Medication side effects
4. Oily/greasy food
5. Eating too much plant fiber
6. Infectious diseases/food poisoning
7. Exposure to certain toxins
8. Chronic gastrointestinal conditions (IBS for example)
9. An imbalance of gut bacteria
10. Over-eating
11. Hormonal fluctuations (females)
Generally, you can tell if an ass explosion is going to happen, symptoms include:
Gas
Gurgling in the lower abdomen
Pressure behind the asshole that feels like something solid is trying to get out
Bloating
Slight abdominal cramping
by Failurebitch May 28, 2023
Get the ass explosionmug. When your penis randomly explodes.
by bill4555 November 30, 2016
Get the weiner explosionmug. The period about 541 million years ago when life in the oceans rapidly and drastically evolved creating an "explosion of new species,"
Alternatively, that god ass orgasm
Alternatively, that god ass orgasm
by John Dice April 14, 2020
Get the Cambrian Explosionmug. "I think I have to cum."
"Don't hold it in or you might have an elemental explosion."
"I'll hold it in."
"Don't hold it in or you might have an elemental explosion."
"I'll hold it in."
by DustorGold_KYS May 5, 2017
Get the Elemental Explosionmug. by TallGuy6576 October 27, 2011
Get the Explosive Creammug. The act of forcing somebody to have sexual intercourse. Then whilst they are fucking, you shoot one of the participants, preferably the female, thus forcing the other to keep fucking a dead body. Then going out in a blaze of glory by blowing everything up in a 20 foot radius.
by AngeloAlberto25 November 16, 2018
Get the explosive necrophiliamug.