Techno

TECHNO, it's not just a type of music. It's an ADDICTION.

Techno, f**king amazing. =

by MEE =] January 27, 2008

Techno Hippy

An unemployed Techno DJ who likes putting dildo's and other objects in his ass

The girls warned each other not to go home with that DJ because he is a techno hippy.

by DBD Kevin March 13, 2010

techno rave

a sporatic movement by friends of techno-style dancing while scatting a bass beat together. Usually done after someone screams it.

Phillip shouted the words, and everybody started to techno rave.

by Cameron Leischer May 5, 2004

techno union ship

originaly from Star Wars: BattleFront. It's equivilent to Bernie Kosar's hotness in word form.

StarsWars Guy: You MUST destroy the techno union ship!
Other Dude: Fuck You! The techno union ship is HOT.
Andrew & Alex: * Chink Dancing & Singing*: IM A TECHNO UNION SHIP, YOUR A TECHNO UNION SHIP, WERE ALL TECHNO UNION SHIPS!!!!!!

by Dave Farley April 20, 2005

Techno Blood

People who define themselves as the true blooded european (even though it is their parents who are from the motherland); Euro's who define being Euro by god awful techno music, faux hawks, and tight bright dress shirts. Insist on chanting "PARRRTY ROCK BOOOYZ". Play techno 24/7, even if they are the only techno blood in the room.

Person1: I can't handle going to his house anymore
Person2: Why? Is it the techno beats?
Person1: Yes, exactly, I can't put up with it any longer. It's not real music. His friends love it though, it's all they listen to, its because he's Euro.
Person2: First thing - his parents are Euro. Second, stay away from the techno bloods.

by 3and1yumyum December 7, 2009

tecnotard

People that have no idea how to use modern technology. They will bug you until you want to put a bullet in your brain.

Man 1: How do I move this file to my flash drive?
Man 2: You left click the file, hold down the click and move it to the flash drive, you Tecnotard.

by Volk551 September 2, 2011

technocrack

A piece of technology that fully consumes someone's attention to the exclusion of most, if not all, other matters. Usually it involves some incredibly new or much-coveted device with complicated instructions and/or really cool and modern features. In other words, an extremely addictive and prohibitavely expensive little gadget. (NOTE: can be used as noun or adjective).

ADJECTIVE: I broke up with my boyfriend because he cares so much about his technocrack telephone and how it works that he never actually calls me on it.

NOUN: The latest mp3 device is such technocrack that all I want to do is download stuff to it and play it as loud as I want to for as long as I want to.

by SW74 January 18, 2008