Tecno

1. A internet wrestling personality who regularly entertained the masses with his hilarious situations and extreme wrestling style.

2. A term of love and endearment used upon something and/or someone.

Man, that is so Tecno!

by Thomas Callaghan July 9, 2003

Tecno

Tecno is a sweet person, that can be a perfectionist sometimes. They're really strict with the people they love, they set rules because Tecno doesn't want their loved ones to get hurt emotionally or/and physically. Tecno Is in a lot of pain, but they would do anything to not show that. They usually do things they don't want to do just because they want love and affection from other people even when they don't have to do those things. Tecno needs love and validation from people, they need It.

1. Tecno is such a perfectionist sometimes, they're like my mom!
2. Come on, they're like that to protect you!

1. Hey, do you think Tecno needs some times alone?
2. No, they don't like being alone. We should keep them company.

by Laingod1234 November 21, 2021

Technoblade

A sentient pig who plays skywars and stabs orphans, sacrificing their blood to the blood god.

Technoblade can neither confirm nor deny memorizing gift locations in grinch simulator.

by Asianpowah May 29, 2020

Techno Viking

The Techno Viking is a tall, muscular, charismatic, intimidating, German man that danced for the camera in Fuckparade 2000 (a techno street-parade in Berlin Germany). It is said that he has appeared in other years to follow as well. The Fuckparade developed in reaction to the music restriction (exclusion of Gabber music) and commercialization of Love Parade. Additionally, it broached the issue of the techno club "Bunker" being closed. The most played styles of music in the Fuckparade are Gabber, Speedcore, Techno, Punk, and House.

The Techno Viking was made famous because of the "Kneecam" recording of a blue-haired girl dancing, then being crashed into by some unruly guy, causing the Techno Viking to snatch the guy up by his arms and shove him back where he came running from. The Techno Viking then pointed at the man and gazed with an extremely fierce glare in his eyes. An aura of fear eminated from the Techno Viking, causing the man to step down from the confrontation. The Techno Viking then started dancing wildly through the streets after being given a water bottle from one of his fans.

Some opinions say the Techno Viking is becoming more popular on the internet than the "Chuck Norris jokes" because the Techno Viking shows to be a dangerous man if provoked.

"The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking". This is the most popular catch phrase being used by YouTubers about the Techno Viking.

by Mister Neutral February 16, 2008

Technoblade

The second worst thing to ever happen to those orphans.

"It sure does suck to be an orphan and be constantly murdered by Technoblade"

by technobladder November 11, 2020

Technoblade

A pig who never dies.

Also know for having a stack of enchanted orphans on Hypixel skyblock.

*Player is in the middle of a skywars game*

"Wow I have a full set of enchanted diamond armour and an enchanted diamond sword!"

"I'm surely gonna win!"

*A player with a pig skin comes charging towards the middle*

"Technoblade nevaaa diesss"

Technoblade gets his 500 win streak.

by HydroHomies August 8, 2019

techno tapas

an assortment of drugs usually consumed orally and nasally for the purpose of party

(via Telegram)
Mitch: "What's on the techno tapas menu today, sir?"
Dealer: "Ecstasy for 10, MDMA for 35, Ket for 30, Speed for 10 and Techno Dust for 60. I can be there in 20."

by patree February 10, 2020