Smuggums

One who is loved deeply for the attitude, personality, and just everything

I call my girlfriend smuggums, because i love her so much.

by Azan September 14, 2009

shmuggle

to snog someone whilst cuddling them in a romantic fashion. only applicable to humans!

"get yo fine ass over here and lets shmuggle, baby"

by goblin feet October 5, 2004

Peanut Smuggling

Definition: "Noun. Of a woman, having prominently erect nipples, visible through her clothing"

Oh look she's peanut smuggling - it must be cold

by Rosebud982 April 2, 2008

cock smuggler

smuggler of the cock.

joe smuggled some cock into his asshole.

by pro-nun-see-a-shun May 27, 2003

Plum Smuggler

Male speedo swimsuit. Also see Banana Hammock. The term draws on a comparison of a plum to a scrotum. Because the speedo tames the nut sack in such a way that it is not visible, It is refered to as smuggling. Hence ... Plum Smuggler.

I hope Vito wears a Plum Smuggler to the beach today? He's so hot!

by Tad Turdlike February 14, 2006

smug cloud

The rather thick, obnoxious air that surrounds many drivers in the Bay Area, Denver CO, Iowa City IA and other artsy-fartsy, lefty, namby-pamby cities where people drive Toyota Prius Hybrid vehicles and think they are doing their part to save the world while in reality they are just dumb.

Slim: "Hey man, it's a beautiful day out here, thanks for inviting me to the Giants/Cubs game. I've never been to the new ball park. But something in the air just doesn't feel right."

Colonel: "Shut up, douche bag you're ruining my driving experience!"

Slim: "Sorry, bro, it's pretty hard to breathe with this giant smug cloud surrounding your head!" (thanks for this one, Colonel- I know I completely stole it from you)

by The Original Slim Bavis April 1, 2009

Meat Smuggler

Some guy who pretends to be a homosexual to get closer to women and when the time is right he "smuggles" his "meat" into her followed by him getting the shit knocked out of him

Dang man It took my 5 months to smuggle my meat into Katie, I need to practice my meat smuggler skills

by Bruce B. January 20, 2009