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Hard stroking

To stroke someone's throat hard and really good and kind of fast or to grind on your sex partner while your cock is in them
Damn my girl like it when I be hard stroking her
by Creamycameltoe69 September 8, 2018
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Sucker Stroking

Like when a dude acts disrespect towards you because a woman is around. He tries to diss you and put you down to make himself look superior to you especially in front of her. He’s Sucker Stroking!
Tom always be Sucker Stroking when Josefina comes around.
by GreatUltimate February 10, 2021
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sporking

The mocking/critiquing of a Mary Sue character found in any fandom. Often done on livejournal.com. Can be combined with Bleeprin (to relieve the headaches after reading them) and Brain Bleach (to remove them completely.)
Bella: Did you see that American!Werewolf!Transfer Sue on Deleterius? The sporking was hilarious!

Enelya: No, but I found this really dumb Legomance on fanfiction.net last night.

Bella: Yeah, you sent me the link. I need brain bleach!
by Bella the Cool July 29, 2008
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stroaking the salami

hey that girl is stroaking his salami
by jimmy lee April 16, 2003
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hillbilly stocking stuffer

the act of cramming ones penis into a small animal such as a squirrel or ferret and then stuffing it into a womens vagina. this is prefferably done wile the animal is still alive and the women is asleep.
dude i gave this chick a hillbilly stocking stuffer at this party last night, i think it gave her rabies!
by kinitsu hayabusa November 24, 2010
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Stocking Stuffer

Someone who wears an X-mas stocking,panty hose, or sock on their dick during sex.
With an old jerk sock around his knob, Tony declared himself a stocking stuffer and proceeded to make love to his wife.
by [VBM] December 7, 2006
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stroking the tie

another description for "polishing the pewter", "shaking hands with ben franklin", "stroking the boa", "beating ones meat", "going on a date with jill", or just plain wacking it
My secretary caught me right in the middle of me stroking my tie.
by missourimaniac February 24, 2005
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