Squirt Gun

Slang for a penis because as one cums, (unless you're really fucking old or have had some sort of injury) the first few orgasms squirt.

Johnny McWarguy: Hey Jen, wanna see my squirt gun?
Jen: Uhhhm... ok?
Johnny McWarguy: *unzips pants and squirts his load in Jen's face*
Jen: ...I'm going to kill you.

by Johnny McWarguy April 30, 2008

Squintz

Ryan MacKinnon

first person- Do you know Ryan MacKinnon?

second person- Who?

first person- Squintz

second person- (unimpressed) Oh, yeah I do.

by earl herquest November 13, 2011

Squelter

to hinder, or more drastically, destroy. Mostly in regards to aspirations

She felt he was squeltering her dreams.

by squleterer June 23, 2009

Bitch-squiler

A friend or classmate who, to the dislike of others, strongly states his opinion.

Will: Gay men should have the right to change in the locker room.

friend: Will, you're such a bitch-squiler

by John Green Lover August 8, 2010

squirt

A tasty lemon-lime flavored soda beverage

Yo pass the Squirt

by Squrta-tit-is July 24, 2013

Squirt

A small/short person. Also a name or insult to non-adolescent children.

Bobby: *walking around a Mid Western Town unsupervised* Lalalalalalalala!
Jake The Kid: Hey, Squirt, you ain't allowed in these parts. Someone oughta teach you some manners.
Bobby: AW, RATS!

by AnimeLover2002 April 20, 2015

Squirt one off

Squirting off a load, the completion point of masturbation

After watching a porno , Jon ducked into the bathroom to squirt one off.

by montyl January 21, 2010