Shlong Shlinger

A person that plays with or pulls or slings their shlong.

Omg. Stop shling`n your shlong dan!

by - December 21, 2004

sphincter fog

A really pungent fart.

Whilst 69ing I released some sphincter fog in my partner's face.

by the Paintman January 18, 2005

head splinter

I don't know what a head splinter is, other than the obvious, but UD should never have approved the previous definition. Everyone knows that a song stuck in one's head is called an ear worm.

Dude 1: Man, I got a head splinter!

Dude 2: Do you want me to get my tweezers?

Dude 1: No, it's a song.

Dude 2: Don't be an idiot, that's called an ear worm!

by Lusty Lioness January 2, 2010

ass sphincter

the muscle that you contract to get the poopy out. used by mike myers in wayne's world. see example below.

wayne: "ass sphincter says what?"
noah: "....what?"
wayne: "a sphincter says what?"
noah: "........what?"
wayne: "exactly."

by i look like napoleon July 11, 2006

Splinter Cell

The best stealth series of all time tied with Thief. Chaos Theory is the best. It is also the cure for cancer and aids.

Bob: "Hey you should play Splinter Cell Chaos Theory!"
Tim: "Hell no I want to play CoD: Same Shit Every Year!"

by You in the futute. May 21, 2014

slingerland

The best drums ever.

"dude, I heard you playing on that slingerland, it sounded loud and awesome!"

by Spam! November 3, 2006

Sphincter

That's your butt hole.

Me: Do you have a sphincter?
Abraham Lincoln: Ye, verily.

by Nimic April 16, 2006