Smooch Hobber

A person that applys ferocious enthusiam while giving oral sex.

Joel : Phew!! Ol Aunt Tammy gave me a smooch hobber in the car.....now she has tonsilitis.

Ty: No way!! Man, smooch hobbering use to be classy when I was doing it back in the day.

by Yoshinene June 25, 2009

smoob

The residue left on glasses or clothing after a topless dancer rubs against you.

I saw the whole world through her smoob until I could find a cloth to wipe off my glasses

by Ken Kerruish January 2, 2008

Smoose

A tall, blonde, woodland creature, descendant of the Silly Moose. Can often be seen tripping over it's rather large feet in search for Dr.Pepperand Skittles with it's two bff's. Tragically, this noble beast suffers greatly from epic phail and foot in mouth disease, but amidst it's herd of skaters and when complete with pennies, it often expels win and legend.

It's natural call has been translated into English as "Woop De Doo Basil", though this is not certain as it's language it thick with sarcasm.

Depressed Guy: *sigh*
Smoose: Wow, who died?
Depressed Guy: My Mum.
Smoose:...wow.

by Teh Smoose February 28, 2009

smoo

2. Adj. To have mushy romantic feelings for your significant other. (smooy)

as popularized by use on LiveJournal.com

Skye is in smoo.
Melissa is smooy over Leif.

by Anulyra April 7, 2005

smoo

something that is cuddly and huggable. like a teddy bear.

The teddy bear in the snuggles commercial is smoo.

by G. Lewis September 17, 2007

sloosh

To go to your local gas station (preferably a kum n go) and purchase a slushee. A normal sloosh session involves a 22 oz. slushee. However, if you want to be a sloosh legend, go for the 52 oz. cup.

MUNSTY WE SLOOSHIN YOU!!!

by rshieldsbabyfade May 9, 2011

Smoosie

A guy who gets royally fucked over by a girl. The girl is a huge slut and doesn't know what promise to keep or not including not to sleep with a guy.

Awww poor smoosie that girls a bitch

by Explosion2deplosion November 30, 2010