Simon Cowell’d

That will be a no from me.

Dude: I just asked her out and got Simon Cowell’d.

Waiter: Would you like to try the squid, tonight?

Customer: That’s a no from me.
Waiter: Why does the squid always get Simon Cowell’d?

by Luna Stark November 20, 2019

Simon Minter

A YouTuber, part of the Sidemen group, has a few songs out(check them out), has a podcast - What's Good? with Randolph who is a friend of the Sidemen who regularly helps film videos. Simon is allegedly known to be KSI(JJ)'s boyfriend, Calfreezy's twin one may say. He is an elite Fortnite dancer, the rap or crap mastermind, TikToking skills master, dyes his hair often, most importantly GREAT AT FOOTBALL and is quite handsome to be fair. He was a posh kid who went to a private school. He calls his friend Zerkaa(Josh) old when in reality he is only 3 days younger.

Person 1 - "hey, have you watched the new Simon Minter video?"
Person 2 - "lol, what's up with you calling him like that, mate?"

by Sarah Buddget December 24, 2020

Simon cowell

a waste of space

What is simon cowell doing? hes not helping anyone. such a waste of space!

by toe sniffer January 6, 2021

Simeonswaifu

An obey me tiktoker who has many problems but really loves simeon!

Person: omg, did you hear about simeonswaifu? They play obey me! I should probably play that game!

Person 2: I saw their mammon video, I loved it so much, It has 15.0k likes!

Person 3: don't forget that they really love Simeon! Haha-

by MelonLol January 29, 2021

Simon Sawyer

Definition of homosexuality

Simon sawyer is gay. My mom told me.

by Nothomosexualbean February 20, 2022

Simona

Simona is a middle aged lady. She yells for no reason, and doesn't permit nice smells in her class (for risk of an L1)
Simona is annoying.

''oh my gosh ms simona won't shup up''

by Clara Sophie November 28, 2022

Mark Simmons

Mark Simmons is jesus christ reincarnated, his powerful ban hammer saved the land of wa, and he is proper fit

"I love Mark simmons, he is my dad"

by xdlolrofl January 15, 2020