whale shovel 

Any device used to lift, turn or transfer fat people.

"Three big male nurses couldn't lift her fat ass from the floor, so they had to get the whale shovel out."

whale shovel by Dirty Diana F. February 18, 2014

Yakima Snow Shovel 

A bondage move where the dominatrix repeatedly hits the males testicles with a snow-shovel.

"Dude, I totally got a Yakima Snow Shovel last night and my balls still hurt."

Yakima Snow Shovel by ZenoTheOne March 2, 2019

shove comes to shovel

"If push comes to shove" means that a slight push will escalate into a fight, then this means that you're fighting the opponents until you have to bury them. In other words, this is the next step up in escalation, often as an extreme last-resort measure.

"Hey Mark, aren't you supposed to be studying for finals instead the Saturday night happy hour?"
"Nah, it's in 2 weeks, so I'll just wing it and study at a relaxed pace."
"Bro. You DO know that it's actually next week, right?"
"Oh damn, I gotta get studying! If push comes to shove, I'll just wing it all throughout the week though."
"But Mr. Smith's test is on Monday!"
"Now it looks like the time when shove comes to shovel... I'm gonna have to pull an all-nighter or two."

shove comes to shovel by edw007 June 14, 2019

mud shovel 

A mud shovel is the term used to describe any long, hard tool that is used to perform anal sex.

Baby, open the gates to your brown barrier so I can dig for sump'n wit mah mud shovel.

mud shovel by Larry December 4, 2003

Rusty Shovel 

When a man covers his dick in moist soil and then buttfucks a woman. The shit and the soil then mix together on the man's dick, and then he slaps the woman in the face with his dick

Jane: Oh my god, my boyfriend gave me a rusty shovel last night!

Rusty Shovel by HeroOfWar1994 September 25, 2010

Cock faced shovel monkey. 

Derogatory term to describe a person who is a jobsworth.

What do you mean I can't park there you Cock faced shovel monkey.

Cock faced shovel monkey. by Sam1200 April 24, 2008

Wet shovel 

An alternate name to analingus or ass licking. A rim job.

My girlfriend must have been feeling kinky last night she gave me a wet shovel.

I blew my load real quick last night. My GF licked my bass then gave me a wet shovel.

Wet shovel by Chickenhouse January 19, 2014