shovel cock

A penis with an unusually large spade shaped head.

Sasha could barely handle Kenley's menacing shovel cock.

by Zlyy zlyy October 7, 2015

shovel penis

A penis that picks up things moderately well.

Bob's shovel penis can move three tons of dirt in one day.

by HeyKidYouWannaGo December 20, 2014

Shovel Syndrome

Someone that looks like they got hit in the face wtih a shovel and their face went flat.

Damn that girl Misty has shovel syndrome

by mothafuckaimill95136 January 7, 2012

Shovel Daddy

A shovel daddy is basically the gay equivalent of a sugar daddy who is usually much older than his partner(s) and is always a pitcher not a catcher

"where did you get all this money bro?"
"Well... I kinda got a shovel daddy"

by Jeff loves dick 69420 June 11, 2018

spunk shovel

used for shovelling mass amounts of spunk.

shit ive just exploded everywhere,quick pass that spunk shovel

by wistler212 April 14, 2010

Ohio Shovel

The act of which you take a shit on the floor and grab your mate by the ankles like a wheelbarrow race and make them scoop it up with their tongue.

Hey baby I've got to shit, so do you wanna try the Ohio Shovel?

by Just a Random Guy April 2, 2015

bumping shovels

Time to quit working together. When two people are doing the same task and are starting to get in each other's way.

Looks like we are bumping shovels. I am going to work on the trim.

by webmayin April 29, 2013