shmizzing

the act in where you graciously and professionally edge until you are literally experiencing full body vibrations then don't let yourself experience sweet relief until someone talks to you, because when they do you will pull down your trousers and release your load of quite literally epic proportions all over them.

Henry: why are you vibrating

Joe: oh shit, I am shmizzing
Henry: OH, what the fuck dude

by maroon reaper January 31, 2024

Shlinting

Shlinting is the act of cutting the tip of a penis off and then giving it oral pleasure

I came home from the bar and a girl shlinted me. It was hard to stay erect while she was shlinting me and sucking all my blood out.

by Cool epic username February 13, 2024

Shining up my goose

A euphemism for someone receiving a handjob and or the act of madturbation

“My woman was shining up my goose before work today”

by I-played-with-ween March 14, 2024

Shining up my goose

A euphemism for the act of masturbation or receiving a hand job

“Jeff’s wife was shining up my goose last night, I never knew people’s hands could do that.”

by I-played-with-ween March 14, 2024

shindingaling

Penis

Look at his shindingaling!

by Shindingaling March 15, 2024

shindingaling

a penis that is small aka a chode.

Jerry has a shindingaling.

by Jules Ash March 15, 2024

Shlanking

Its just Gooning but u have to keep tickling ur flopper at a consistent speed while also trying not to bust

"have u heard of the new shlanking challenge? legends say that a person can only shlank for 30 seconds before they bust"

by GUNB!RD April 3, 2024