Shitdip

To take someone's personal belongings (coffee mug, eyeglasses, etc.) and dip it into the toilet after a shit and place the personal item back without notice.

He really pissed me off so I took his favorite travel mug and shitdipped it.

by vulgar snowflake October 1, 2018

shitbiotic relationship

The inverse of a symbiotic relationship. Instead of augmenting, complimenting, and assisting one another, these Tom and Jerry couples exist are in a near continuous state of hot and cold warfare. By mutual consent occasional pauses in hostilities provide humanitarian corridors for some furious cease fires sex. Both entrenched factions refuse to make peace by breaking up on a permanent basis in fear the other will do better without them. Thus proving that they were the inferior partner in the biological brawl of a love/ hate/ I need you, you asshole fuckface title fight. All their friends in a moment of clarity makes plans to kill one of the contenders in the relationship to bring serenity to all concerned parties, but self interest takes primacy. The plotter will succumb to the innane logic "...but they're my friend." Be the hero. Go with the garrote.

My ex and I had a shitbiotic relationship.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius November 1, 2018

Shitfecta

When three really shitty things happen in a short amount of time.

Ian: "I blew up the shitter twice."
Pumpkin: "Dude I blew up the shitter before work, the dog shit in his crate, now I'm shitting again. Holy shit, it's the shitfecta."

by SideDumper September 7, 2019

Shitdick

When you shit on someone's dick and they anally fuck you, same goes for getting your dick shit on and anally fucking them. Also could be used as an insult.

Person 1: Yo, I just got shitdick'd today.
Person 2: what the fuck? You are actually disgusting what the hell, why do you want shit on your cock dude?

by BIGMONKE November 18, 2020

shitfetti

When you blow ass in a toilet and the porcelain above the water line looks like it is covered in brown confetti.

Cousin Courtney B came over after she had Taco Bell. She left shitfetti all over the toilet bowl. Had to use two pairs of Rubbermaid Gloves to clean that smashed mess up

by That_meat_guy April 22, 2023

bloody shitflakes

What happens after being lost in the midst of an animal lust of pounding vage' and a "pop out" occurs, then rapidly gets rammed in the rong hole.

After I accidentally fucked her in the ass I looked down and had bloody shitflakes on my dick.

by The Nose knows March 8, 2014

totally shitfaced

Just passed Russian Drunk but still working on Irish Drunk

Dude, I got totally shitfaced last night and now I can't find my clothes at the bar.

Let me drive you home Tim, you're totally shitfaced.

by TotallyRandomGuy April 15, 2014