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The inverse of a symbiotic. Instead of augmenting an assisting one another, these Tom and Jerry couples are in a continuous state of war. Occasional cease fires are agreed upon for some furious sex prior to the resumption of hostilities. They refuse to break up on a permanent basis because they individually fear the other will do better without them. Thus proving that they were the inferior partner in the biological brawl of a hate/ hate/ boobly/ fuckface prize title fight. Everyone plans on killing one of those in the relationship for their own personal stress relief. Go with the garrote.
My ex and I had a shitbiotic relationship.
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by Mikey the Sub-Genius March 29, 2018
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