sharing a microscope

Sharing a prostitute that has expired, and then cut in half.

Chad and his best friend love sharing a microscope!

by macroscope December 2, 2011

sheating

The process of eating while taking a dump.

Hold on bro I gotta go she at real quick.

I was totally sheating when he/she called earlier.

by Joeyblanko May 16, 2014

sheating

Shitting and eating at the same time so your feces infinitely come out

“Yesterday I clogged my toilet because I was sheating!”

by penisgamingvlogs May 31, 2019

sharingan_visuals

Sharingan_visuals is an editor from india he mostly edits Naruto and he is an android editor

Sharingan_visuals is an editor from india he mostly edits Naruto and he is an android editor

by Deathsuki June 12, 2020

Searing the meat in the Dutch oven

When spooning in bed naked and the woman sharts on the man’s junk and then proceeds to finish with the dutch oven

The night was a romantic night until she was searing the meat in the dutch oven.

by Yudtthesue September 21, 2021

Sharking

The act of continuing to work, move around, or accomplish tasks in an attempt to put off the inevitable physical crash that you know is coming, in order to be able to finish something important, such as driving home after work, or finish a critical school or work assignment on a tight deadline. Because much like a shark, the moment you stop moving, you're going to collapse into a puddle and drown.

"How are you doing."
"I'm really sharking hard right now. Gotta keep moving enough to finish these few things. Then I can stop and rest."

by Athena's Owl March 8, 2022

A Shepharding

Also called being a Jake, youre a Shepharding if you talk like a robot in a low monotone and never get angry, a Shepharding will also try to act really manly.

I am Jake, i love my drums, reviseee all night, get straight A's
that guys A Shepharding

by Wise Shinobi December 26, 2010