sharterstarter

A food, drink, or object (basically any noun) that may have caused your intended shit or fart to become a shart, thereby having something to blame on when you took a “fart” in the middle of a routine.

Bill: Holy shit Dave! Your khakis smell like shit!

Dave: No shit Bill, I ate those carnitas two hours ago.

Bill: Anything from that ghetto food truck’s a sharterstarter, everyone at the office knows that.

Dave: Fuck off Bill.

by SharterStarter June 21, 2019

Shattered

When a relationship can no longer be fixed.

1. Our relationship is no longer just broken, its shattered.

2. When something is broken it can be fixed or put back together. When its shattered, there is no putting it back together.

by Lindsay Mc June 24, 2019

Shatters

A new term used by VSCO girls that basically means the same thing as lit, fire, or slaps.

Annoying Middle School Girl 1: Hey Juno, that new scrunchie on your hydroflask shatters!
Annoying Middle School Girl 2: Thanks, Midnight! My mom bought it for me in addition to these Birkenstocks!

by lemons-hate-you October 13, 2019

Shatteronied

When someone hasn’t slept for days

Leon-“omg did you see Finn today he had jugs under his eyes like Lauren , he was shatteronied”

by Ugh oh poopy stinky October 18, 2019

Shattered web

When the crusty nut in your pants chips off and breaks to thousands of pieces

OMG, I forgot to nut outside my pants and now they've crusted up and there's shattered web everywhere

by Cloutos November 26, 2019

Shatter

To absolutely kill a girl in sex with an abnormally large penis.

It turned out my boyfriend has an strangely big dick so he shattered me.

by Pig Bacon_Pkachu_1_yass December 6, 2019

Shatter Batter

A commercial product that converts cannabis and CBD concentrates into a vapable liquid. It has since become a term for the same concentrates that are used with this product.

I put my shatter into shatter batter

by Stoney Santa January 17, 2020