shaving the dog

Doing something that seems like a good idea, but in reality is a bad decision.

Ben spent 3 weeks shaving the dog and now we are puppy fucked.

by mhansen November 17, 2017

shazing

Shazing means when a rapper sings and raps in one song. Instead of saying "Hey this rapper is raping and singing at the time" you can just say "Hey, this guy is great at shazinging ".

"Look Nicky Mange is shazinging this song" "When i grow up i want to shazing" "Wow, that girl or guy can shazing"

by forklift68 February 27, 2018

shaking the yoghurt

Pleasuring oneself

Q. Where's Jay?
A. Jokingly. Probably hiding shaking the yoghurt!

by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018

Shaking my cranium

Used to show dissaproval, and an equivalent of “shaking my head” for enlightened ones.

*texting through TI-Nspire*
Scholar 1: bro i forgot to study for the calculus quiz next hour
Scholar 2: shaking my cranium

by obamallamas July 17, 2018

shaking hands with the plumber

An arbitrary term used to describe any situation at all.

Hey Cody, did you hear about Kennon? I heard he was shaking hands with the plumber the other day.

by Barkmenter September 23, 2018

Shaving the Knob

Using teeth during a blowjob

Last night she was shaving the knob so bad I got razor burn

by PeteyGotshaved August 4, 2019

shapinga

Shapinga is when you’re hitting your grandma from the back and simultaneously your uncle runs over your dog with a dump truck.

The other day I was performing shapinga at Grammy’s house and I went outside and found Scruffy bleeding out on the sidewalk.

by DommyDifference December 2, 2019