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Secret Smoker

Someone who decries smoking during the day, but at night loves nothing more than a nice menthol.
Kim was a classic Secret Smoker. She would lecture her kids about the evils of smoking all day but, come 2 am, she would sneak behind the garage and relax with a nice cigarette.
by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008
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Secret shitter

A public bathroom that is accessible but well-hidden; a primo location for uninterrupted pooping.
"Dude, there's a secret shitter in the basement of McKeldin Library! I violently diarrhea'd all OVER that thing and nobody ever knew!"
by Henry Stockton April 25, 2010
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secret shot

Taking a shot of alcohol with a friend without letting the rest of the group know at a club, bar, and/or party.
Daniel was designated driver so he asked me to take a secret shot so he could get buzzed.
by headoutthegutter April 22, 2010
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Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret is that she really buys her underwear from Walmart.
"Let's go buy some extremely overpriced g-strings at Victoria's Secret."
by lacey May 7, 2005
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Secret Life Of The American Teenager

Another dumb teen drama, but this one is a tad different. Instead of hinting around taboo subjects like teen sex and pregnancy, they just come right out and talk about it. Doesn't really give a full description of "Secret Teen Life" though - IE, there's no talk of suicide, cliques, drugs, etc. IMO, the title is a tad misleading.
Secret Life Of The American Teenager, sex sex sex, "Did you hear? I'm a crazy Christian!"
by hickschicks2010 October 27, 2008
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dirty little secret

A song by the band All-American Rejects. Also, a name for a guy or girl that you don't want your friends knowing about.
by ChristinaFL September 28, 2005
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secret drawer

any place (drawer, box, etc.) where toilet paper/paper towels are hidden after masturbation/sex (as opposed to being thrown away/flushed down the toilet).
Edward was very embarrassed when his siblings stumbled across his secret drawer.
by Joe Elvorsen-Stevinsky February 21, 2009
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