scroatboat

a gay cruise ship

Dude 1: Did you hear Disney is going to launch a new gay cruise to the Bahamas?
Dude 2: Hell no! But I'll bet that scroatboat will truly be "the happiest place on earth".

by Boytigra February 27, 2009

scorch

smoking weed (duh)

GENDER NEUTRAL ACTOR 1: "dude i was going to go to your party but i got hella scorched and watched youtube videos of cats instead."

GENDER NEUTRAL ACTOR 2: "whatever man fuck you, check into a program already."

by djjohnnybro November 12, 2009

scooch

A combination of scoot and tush, as in "scoot your tush." Also has elements of smoosh.

Scooch over--I can't fit in.

by Ronacrone October 12, 2009

Scro

A very hip version of bro or dude, mostly used in conjunction with long haired, well bearded twenty somethings that are slowly squandering their youth on drugs and partying.

Sup scro?

by YPWAODUYRN(Scr0biach1) April 24, 2011

Schocks

The kind of surprise you get that causes a slight Germanic accent to be startlingly appropriate. Such as walking into your house and finding your spouse curled up with German erotica by the fire

Peter: Margaret, are you reading Kaiser Diver?
Margaret: Well, with you away on business every weekday I need to amuse myself in some ways, don't I?
Peter: Well, I haven't had this much of a schock since you gave Klaus a tour of the house while I was working late!

by Malaria September 13, 2005

Scorchenhimer

The act of setting your friend on fire while tap dancing with a monkey.

Yesterday I decided to scorchenhimer my friend because he said barazz wasn't a real word.

by Noltons3 August 19, 2009

scroad scratch

Term to describe the action of getting one's balls scratched while driving. Similar to road head. Usually performed by the passenger by reaching over with one of those wooden back scratchers.

Scott was lucky enough to get scroad scratched by Michelle on the way to the party tonight.

by Methduesa February 14, 2010