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Schlumpin Schlinger

Act of cumming into a slingshot and then slinging it into a woman's face.
Last night my girlfriend was out of control so I had to give her the Schlumpin Schlinger
by Snipedog22 May 30, 2015
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Schlinger

Having a penis while being a Ginger. Also can be reffered to as a "firecrotch" but this is more specifically the actual penis other than the "surrownding scenery" it's size can range from very small to a bit above average.
AJ(Ginger): Hey ladies...would you like to see my schlong?

Lady: *laughs* A Schlong? *laughs more* you only have a schlinger
by Krizzle32 August 17, 2010
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schingo

That guy is one serious schingo!
by MasterJayman"JUSTIN" February 5, 2008
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schlingazi

Italian slang for the male organ (schlong, wookie, the short arm, colon straightener, butt dart, yougart rifle etc.)
Yo!! Last night I gave that drunk bee-youch the schlingazi!!
by Grifters September 22, 2005
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schving

i mean, basically, its like another term for a dickwad. however, it can also mean a very attractive woman, usually standing alone in the corner, looking very hopeless, but ready for some "schving a la mode", or as some would say, sex.

its roots date back to a warm friday night in southern california. some moron wouldnt pay for fantasy football and an associate of that moron called him drunk one night and called him a dickwad schving.
Jarrod: "hey, look at that schving over there"
Stephen: "damn, thats a keeper. wheres she from, nebraska?"
Jarrod: "i dunno man, but a little schving a la mode is in the making"
by Chooo E October 20, 2007
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Schwindy

Nickname for one with the surname 'Schwind'. A term of endearment for one who is generally considered to be very kind and considerate. However, he/she tends to bear malicious thoughts towards many; thankfully, he/she possesses the temperance to withhold such thoughts.

He/she also deals with many internal conflicts, and has trouble confiding in others. He/she can make for a great friend, but seeking anything more is dangerous territory.
"Schwindy's so nice. I wish he'd tell us more about him."
by The Responsible One March 8, 2009
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Schwig

I just totally schwiged riding my bike.
by squiggly tentacles May 11, 2010
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