Schmieg

An infantile. Worthless creature who is mentally disabled.

You schmieg! Stop entering my chamber and clean my dishes!

by The Jesuit August 14, 2010

schmieder

an extremely, extraordinary.. sMELLy vagina

damn that schmieder was TERRIBLE!

by Sir. Lancealot May 27, 2006

schmeal

slang, colloquial to certain circles in Allentown, PA

1. (v.) to network effectively - into the club, into her panties, or into some cheeba
2. (n.) any type of underhanded activity
3. (n.) a crafty plan
4. (n.) narcotics

1. "Yo that cat's been schmealin with that ho all night" or "I schmealed my way into the VIP room." or "I schmealed some free trees from my brother"

2. "Yo what dem cats schmealin about over there?"

3. "The schmeal had been put into effect."

4. "Care for some k-schmeals?"

by glendonius April 21, 2006

schmeag

Performing an act that lacks complete common sense, dancing sporadically oblivious to surroundings.

That dude on the dance floor is a schmeag.

That schmeag down the street lit their house on fire.

Is there a schmeag at the party?
I got a black eye from that shmeag on the dance floor.

by the dude269 February 27, 2010

Schmiegal

cum, jizz, semen, ejaclulate, sperm

adverb - to schmiegal

to cum

Jay schmiegaled after watching Nick schmiegal who was watching himself schmiegal in the mirror.

by MAD IAN & Geo November 22, 2004

Schmierdo

1.A person who is off the weirdo charts. Usually tall beautiful light-skinned women from the little lost island country of Afro-Caribbea. It is believed that the heavy presence of succotash mutated there weirdo DNA to Super Weirdo and then to Schmierdo. 2.A Professional Weirdo

Aniesa please stop dancing in your chair, there is no music, you are such a schmierdo.

by Joe Schmoker October 27, 2008

schmeaty beefaroni

A very girthy penis

He had a very schmeaty beefaroni in those pants.
That was the schmeatiest beefaroni I have ever seen.

by lina49 April 23, 2010