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Rubber Lover Glover 

A: Do you need a condom?
B: Sorry, I'm not a rubber lover glover.
Rubber Lover Glover by PointTH June 17, 2017

rubber ring 

the inner ring of your asshole
can be ripped (aka stunk out)
yeah you know that little inner ring you have?
yeah thats your rubber ring
rubber ring by goatse.info June 11, 2018

rubber batman 

Usually applies to a gift as in "that's a rubber batman!" If it's a "rubber batman" no matter what the gift really is, it means the giver expects to receive amazing and great pleasure from the gift, even if the recipient also likes it. The real point of gift "bounces back" like a rubber batman.
"You got me new undies?! That's a rubber batman for sure!" or "I love this new cookware....but that's a total rubber batman, fool."
rubber batman by Chuck and Tony February 25, 2019

Rubber Ranger 

Just before cumming, pull the condom off and sling shot it into her face while performing a cream pie.
She told me I had to use a condom so I gave her the rubber ranger.
Rubber Ranger by Rubbinhood March 18, 2020

Rubber Rider 

A BMX bicycle rider
great the local rubber rider showed up at the skatepark, everyone get ready to be snaked
Rubber Rider by TattyM July 28, 2021

Rubber Dumpy 

Can you pass me my rubber dumpy? I’m already in the bath and forgot it.
Rubber Dumpy by Big tall guy February 9, 2022