roffle

A rare but fun sexual favor in which one person sits on a waffle iron (on or off depending on preference) long enough to get waffle marks on their ass cheeks. After this anywhere from one to five guys beat off on the person's "waffle ass", making what looks like an ass waffle with jizz syrup. Hence, the roffle.

Matt is happy because his girlfriend's flabby ass is perfect for the roffle.

by Helman May 3, 2005

ROFLA

This originated from ROFL (roll on floor laughing). It means Roll On Floor Laughin A lot, and is commanly used.

fred: omgg it wa well embarrassing for me today
freda: ROFLA

by Laura [: January 27, 2008

ROFL-PANDA

a giant pwning panda with ROFLCOPTER blades coming out of his hands, feet, and back.

noob 1: wtf iz dat pwning all teh newbz?

noob 2: ROFL-PANDA.

by dusted_one April 2, 2009

roflbaby

when two friends are rofling until the point of intoxication, and then decide to go at it, rolfing the whole way. nine months later, the roflbaby is born. usually grow up and linger in online chat rooms, blogs and speak fluent chatspeak.

Bobby: ROFLMAOPWNAGELOL
Daria: HAHAHLMAOLOLBBQROFLCOPTER
Bobby: damn, i feel high.
Daria: want to have sex?
Bobby: sure.

9 months later, they are in possession of a roflbaby.

by jude Polly Zephyr Wainwright January 1, 2010

ROFL Lobster

1.The mysterious creature that appears when a funny, and often times ironic, event is about to occur.

Jimmy was very worried while sniping in Halo, because it left his backside open to attacks. To solve this, he turned around often. He saw the ROFL Lobster, and interested, stopped to get a good look at it. He was shot from behind.

by Colt Jonson October 9, 2008

roflacaust

a mass ownage of people that has more people dying then the holocaust but funnier then a lolacaust.

The other day I had a roflacaust when I ran around the map with a granade in my hand blowing up people.

by Karen Wagmer January 17, 2008

ROCL

An acronym used by the Inception fandom that stands for "rolling on carpet laughing."
This term refers to one of the main characters of the movie, Saito, and his line about the carpet being wrong.

Dom: Saito loves that carpet.
Arthur: Too much, maybe.
Dom: ROCL

by 5for5 September 15, 2010