so relatable

Imagine someone tells you something and you don`t know what you say. That`s what you say.

"I was masturbating and came just as my mother entered the room. I ended up coming all over her."
"So relatable."

by Alsace-Lorraine=german 1871 May 23, 2019

reality slap

A slap back to reality.

Pam... you need a reality slap! Stop day dreaming!

by Jay A. April 19, 2005

Relationbernation

One's extended time of enjoying single life and not worrying about the stress of managing relations with a partner. These events can last anywhere from weeks to months.

"Hey Jimmy, noticed you've been single for a while. Do you want me to hook you up with this girl? She is clingy and looking to settle down with someone. Just your type!"
"Dan, I'm on a relationbernation. I would rather jump off a bridge than deal with all that stress. Lets hit the club instead."

by Dr.Ew Moyé September 24, 2012

Reality Interactive Gaming

R.I.G. technology, (Reality Interactive Gaming) was unveiled last week (September 2, 2013) as the partner app to the new action hero franchise, Dark Prophet. The technology allows gamers and fans to engage on all interactive platforms and in the real world. R.I.G. promises to bring the fan back into the real world through engaging content and clues placed outside the digital world. Fans will interact through GPS, Bluetooth, push notification and even snapping coded photos at retail locations.

R.I.G. developer and growth hacker, Jody Sigmund says, “Certain features won’t be revealed until we go live. Products, DJs and music tracks will be scripted into all media platforms and are being offered on a limited basis. We want products that fit the storyline.”

You’re a fan of a new superhero movie and you've downloaded the new Reality Interactive Gaming app to your smart phone. Your location is verified and an SMS is sent, leading you to an advertiser’s retail store. You’re asked to snap a product pic or QR coded images. The picture reveals clues to watch for in an upcoming episode. Secrets to hidden add-on applications will be revealed within the TV series and feature films. By downloading these apps, GPS and push notification will reveal coordinates directly to your smart phone. Hardware is also being developed to work with applications.

by cape designer September 12, 2013

reality whiplash

The experience of suddenly realizing that something is the opposite of what you thought it was.

"That's adorable!" I thought, watching a baby bear squeak with frustration as it tried to pull the bark off a stick. Then after a few minutes I realized the stick was a rabbit, and the squeaks were from it being eaten alive. The reality whiplash literally knocked the wind out of me.

by TheAwfulDin December 2, 2014

Regitze

She is a wonderful person. If you get to know a Regitze, never let her go.
She has a great sense of humor.
Golden hair and a great personality.

Billy: Hey have you seen Regitze today?

Bobby: Damn, she lookin’ good!

by Ohgreatlord April 8, 2019

reitzig

An immortal being that just forgets to die because he just doesn't have the time for that, if you ask him foranything he will get it to you before he dies but as that is infinity you might be waiting a long time for that free macbook

Hello immortal god named reitzig, that is being tracked by the redacted tracker 9000

by brownsugarpup July 22, 2019