poiriez

Poirez is usually a beautiful person, who is simple on the outside, but yet very complex on the inside.

you seem like a poiriez

by alex guerrera November 27, 2009

Poodini

When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.

Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.

Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.

by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016

Poodini

When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.

Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.

Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.

by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016

pooficient

one who poops while doing other tasks.

Greg is the most pooficient person I've ever met! I mean just today he closed out a contract, approved all the back-logged changes, and gave me directions to the client all while taking a poop!

by biigsnook July 22, 2016

Poofinder

Ruff as guts nissan 4x4 that resembles a piece of poo and is just about as useful as poo

Hey mate lets go 4wding in the poofinder!

by Livetoride45 July 31, 2016

poofie flower

The fluffy, white flower you're supposed to make a wish on and blow it away.

I saw the biggest poofie flower and made a wish.

by Thid April 27, 2017

Pobriety

A state of sobriety due to lack of funds, or being poor

Pobriety sucks!

Pobriety causes her to be so testy, that I feel like I'm walking on eggshells, even though I bought her groceries.

by Sass.quadtchxts July 17, 2018