pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke

Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me

by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetYEET October 15, 2019

Pls kill me

This is what you say to somebody when you're in a bad situation.

Also used when you are fucked up.

-Hey boi, Have you studied for the exam?
+What exam?
-Tomorrow's exam.
+*Pls kill me*.

by SufferingBoi666 May 03, 2018

PL Cavity

That one person in the friend group you just can’t wait to go to bed. If you don’t know who it is, it’s probably you.

*Your friend is calling you* is that PL Cavity gone yet? I’m waiting for them to leave and then I’ll come join

by Piperra February 26, 2024

Pl-aid

1. to realize after it is to late 2.pertaining to fraud

Ater shoping on line for cleaning supplies I got a text message. (confirmation: your banking account has been cleaned) They were't playing. I was left with a feeling I was pl-aid

by hammerjacked April 21, 2022

PL virus

A fuck ass sickness going around pointloma aka whooping cough

“I was sick last weekend”

“You go to PL?”
“Yeah why”
“You got the PL virus”

by thephatazz October 21, 2023

icl ts pmo sm r u fr rn js sybau pls idgaf atl ong

i cant lie this pisses me off so much are you for real right now just shut your bitch ass up please idgaf at all on george washington

Hawk 1 : r u srs rn vro
Hawk 2 : uhh
Hawk 3 : icl ts pmo sm r u fr rn js sybau pls idgaf atl ong

by icltspmo February 14, 2025

PL-Drama

A PL-Drama is a Polish TV Series/Drama that indicates romance, exorcism, religious stories, ext.

ACRONYM: PLD

ENGLISH:
A1: "Woah I love this PLD!"
A2: "What's a PLD?"
A1: "Polish Drama / PL-Drama"
A2: "Do you recommend them?"
A1: "No, they're kinda homphobic"

POLISH:
A1: "Wow, ja tak lubie ten P.L.D!"
A2: "Co to jest P.L.D?"
A1: "Polskie programy telewizyjne"
A2: "Czy ty to polacasz?"
A1: "Tak! Ja tak nie lubie gejow"

by igorpleaseshutup January 14, 2021