Pinetard

A subset of the general white trash population comprised of genetically insular individuals reared in the heavily forested Piney Woods region of East Texas where sunlight & modern social mores have difficulty penetrating the dense forest canopy.

“What’s up with that guy with the eye & weird tooth?”
“Oh he just a Pinetard from Crockett ”

by Westest Texan June 16, 2018

Pineapple

Evil

Child: what’s that spiky yellow thing
Parent: that’s a pineapple, the devil’s fruit.

by DickfaceDoug August 7, 2019

pinterest

A website that allows users to post and share activities that they enjoy; such as recipes, clothing, etc. essentially 4chan
for ladies.

My girlfriend is WAY into pinterest recently. I don't get it. They don't even have a section for hentai!

by J.J. the radical October 4, 2012

Pineapples

A code word for a sexual act such as a blow job, fingering, a hand job or sexual intercourse. To be used when speaking around others.

Boyfriend: "Pineapples babe"
Girlfriend: "Yeah babe, alright"
Parent: "What's pineapples??"
Girlfriend: "The fruit mum, it's his favourite."

by MissyBlue May 18, 2014

Pineapple

A person of any gender who a group of people find attractive

"Hey girls, I saw a ripe pineapple over there!"

by LeeluLai May 6, 2015

pineappled

To get fucked up or have a bad experience. Derived from the movie 'Little Nicky' where Hitler had to choose a pinapple to be inserted into his rectum on a regular basis during his stay in Hell!!

Just before an inevitable bad situation is about to occur -

MITCH: 'Pass the lube - we're about to get pineappled'

by Yellow Submarine December 28, 2005

Pineapple Cum

Eat a fuckload of pineapples before you get laid and your cum will taste good

fuck he had some damn good pineapple cum

by m-Ho2 October 1, 2008