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The Panzer

n. A sexual procedure that involves a hand(s), in the shape of a fist, and the vagina or buttocks.

vt. Sexual actions using the fist, your own or someone elses. Pumping the vagina or rectally with a fist. Also called Panzering.
"Darling, will you give me the Panzer tonight?"

"Honey, I could really use something larger tonight, give me the Panzer!"

"I say fair maiden, would you prefer a double-barrelled Panzer tonight?"
by ZimmFilmz September 10, 2005
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Pantera

Pantera is jock rock for the lowest common denominator. Redneck goons and alcoholic wife beaters relish in groovy chug riffs and awkward teens live out their silly revenge fantasies vicariously through a heroine addicts drunken anthems to life in the gutter.
Guy 1: Jim is a diehard Pantera fan
Guy 2: Is he still trying to beat his dad with a bat for taking away his video game privelages?
by Robertus September 24, 2009
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Pantera

One of seven phrases considered to be curse words among metal elitists. Other words include "bree-cree", "br00tul", "Metallica", "Hot Topic", "breakdowns", and "Diabolus In Musica".
Metalhead 1: "Hey man, you want to borrow some of my old CD's?"

Metalhead 2: "What'cha got?"

Metalhead 1: "You know, some Venom, Slayer, Kreator, Pantera..."

Metalhead 2: "Dude! Watch your f**kin' mouth, my kids are in the room!"
by Geraldo Ruiz August 11, 2009
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panzer

"Panzer" is actually short for "Panzerwagen", which in German means "Armor Wagen". Panzer does not, however, mean "panther" like some people believe.
Soldaten: Achtung! Ich sehe ein feindliche Panzerwagen!!
Zweite Soldaten: Nein, Das ist ein Kübelwagen!
by Der Neger February 8, 2005
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Panzerfaust

Take out that halftrack! Use your Panzerfaust!
by CombatWombat August 1, 2003
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Panera Bread

A sandwich chain that USED to be good, until they started the "clean food" revolution. This meant that old favorites such as Italian Combo, Sierra Turkey, and Chicken Cobb Salad were off the menu in favor of lower calorie versions that taste like crap. Has delicious bakery items like Cinnamon Crunch Bagels and Chocolate Chipper Cookies, but their Soups often comes out cold and Salad greens are often brown and wilted. Typical costumers are hipsters and yuppies in white suits.
I can't believe I paid $13.78 for a half Caesar Salad and half Turkey Sandwich that only had three pieces of turkey and lukewarm Salad Dressing at Panera Bread.
by partyrockstar222 March 11, 2017
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Pander

Mythical bar creature which is half panda half hey there ya tiger.
by 69tittysprinkles69 September 26, 2019
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