Ramen Noodles

God's gift to mankind.

Try some Ramen Noodles, then you'll know..

by ThatGirl729 May 7, 2011

Noodle J

When your getting head from an unattractive chick at a party but you can't get your dick up in order to sustain the entirety of the blow job.

"I got a noodle j from this fat chick at Steve's party last night."

by Stevezilla March 19, 2010

noodled

To own someone at Call Of Duty.

Oh! Did you just see that quick scope? That noob got noodled!!!!

by scout11594 March 15, 2011

College Noodles

The extremely cheap noodles that broke college students live off of after their parents have cut them off financially, and they're waiting on their next paycheck from their pizza delivery job. i.e. ramen

It sucks when you're so broke that you can't afford any food besides college noodles.

by wordmakerlikeshakespear November 6, 2015

Spunk Noodle

When you have a Toss , you cum on your hand and leaves a line of cum hunging of your hand, looking much like a noodle.verb.

Bramah!, you are a right spunk noodle!

by Mushy:P March 5, 2009

Noodle's Shotgun

1. When a person gives another person a blowjob without the guy cumming.

3. A short and quick version of a blowjob.

Girl 1: How was the blowjob with Bob?
Girl 2: His mom almost caught us, so I only gave him a noodle's shotgun.

by BigDick12345 September 22, 2009

Duncan's noodle

An asian teacher (randomly named Duncan) had punished his student just because that student didn't share his noodles to him during the online class. How ridiculous!
The noun phrase is used to describe something that is extremely ridiculous.

A: I just got punished by my parent because I study too hard that I got full mark in my previous exam.
B: That's totally a Duncan's noodle.

by The_Ultimate_Guy March 2, 2022