Ninja Boner

A ninja boner is an erect penis that you must stealthily conceal whilst moving, which involves disguises and clever use of shadow and vegetation.

Often required when the words "Give it a minute" will not save you.

Last night Jen gave me such a ninja boner at the party, I had to creep around the outside of the garden in the dark to get a drink.

by Massive Jones June 7, 2007

teenage mutant ninja turtles

The shit. In a good way.

"Yo man! Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is the SHIT, YO!"
"Yeah, i know what u mean dawwwwg"
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles- Heroes in a half-shell--- Turtle Power!"

by Speed March 22, 2003

Ninja Boobs

Boobs you wouldn't really think are big from an "in the shirt" perspective, but when released from captivity they sneak up on you and are huge. Like a ninja

I didn't realize her boobs were that big until she took off her shirt, they were totally big and amazing. I love her ninja boobs.

by Brian Street Team March 24, 2009

Jihad Ninja

To use an AK47 with a silencer

Eric I'm going to jihad ninja your ass

by Stauder April 23, 2008

Fruit Ninja

A LGBTQ+ teen with a s/h addiction

Person 1: I’m gay and have a s/h addiction

Person 2: Oh! So, you’re also a fruit ninja?

by Www.uglybitch.com July 1, 2021

Ninja shopping

Going to a large shop or store, typically a supermarket and getting in and out really quickly. To just buy what you were going in for without getting delayed by special offers or little old ladies getting in the way.

Max was out of the store with the beers before they guys had even found a good parking spot. Thats why they sent him, he was the best at ninja shopping.

by Maxx Borchovski April 20, 2009

Ninjago

Ninjago is an amazing show that is known for it’s artistic element of design, such as making them legos!! Which may I add is absolutely Genius! The cinematography, the personality, the plot.

I’m woke now I realized the worlds secrets. Ninjago is so talented, more then I could ever be. It almost makes me cry, tears, tears of absolute joy!! I love Ninjago #woke!

by lloydishotidc January 16, 2021