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NERP

Nefarious Evil Resident Politick

A fascist organization bent on the destruction of the human race.
Sovereign nations are a compromise of failed wars.
Ours will not fail...
~The NERP doctrine
by Budlong October 18, 2006
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Nerds

All of the definitions above. Someone who vents their bitterness on Urban Dictionary like a passive-aggressive wimp because they were always chosen last in gym class.

They have a few false beliefs, such as convincing themselves that they are geniuses (watching anime doesn't make you a genius. John Nash was a genius.) and that their social ineptitude is other people's fault. They use the old "I will be more successful" mantras like it isn't an obvious defense mechanism, and is a very broad assertion that isn't true.
Some nerds alleviate their insecurities by refusing to believe that people who have actually had sex before can accomplish something in life, too.
by JackDanielsScrotum March 13, 2010
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Nerpster Nerp Narps Neris Nerus Nerdswag Nerisha Nerissa Nersa Nerdsex

nerple

to twist and squeeze yours or another persons nipples.
Luke: Hey sexy, how about you and me go out back to have quickie.
Rosie: Okay you can give me a nerple
by Mojamito Libunao November 29, 2007
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nerks

when you go in the sea or a pool on a cold day and come out and you can see the outline of your nipples in your swimsuit.... then someone shouts NERKS!!!!
by bajan_ccp September 1, 2008
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nerisse

I once met a girl from Stoneberry Hollow, she didn't talk much but boy did she swallow.

An attractive short female with no gag reflex. She is also mine and you can't have her.
I have a nerisse, be jealous.
by amicahschecter March 27, 2017
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Nerpunt

A Nerpunt is a combination of a Nerd a Twirp and a Cunt
Coby is a Nerpunt
by Nerpunt April 16, 2017
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Word Nerds

Word Nerds salvage quotes from websites such as Myspace, Twitter, Facebook, and public blogs. Word Nerds tend to be gamers who have tired of Geo Cashing and Easter Egg Collecting. In the newly created underground following games focused on the unusual online writing styles found in social networking sites and blogs gamers "collect" the "words" of random writers and compete for the largest, most complete storage page.
The Word Nerds created the largest known collection of sci-fi quotes found from users writing on Myspace and Twitter.
by Fire Antz September 28, 2011
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