mulching

you dig up a freshly barried female body and begin oral copulation with it. then, you have someone jump on her stomach so that her intestines flow into your mouth.

i need a toothbrush... we just got done mulching at the cemetary.

by el tigre de morte November 13, 2003

mullhawket

its a mullet haircut with some mohawk flavor thrown in on top for extra spice.

is it 80s night here, or is that dude actually sporting a mullhawket.

by aaron_ros January 23, 2009

murphiculously

Behaving in a manner as described by Murphy's Law, where anything that can go wrong is going wrong.

How did the date go.?

It went Murphiculously bad..

Damn... Better luck next time..

by 626Godfather May 6, 2016

Murph’t

This is someone who pushes another person out of the group when despite having no purpose to the group of people

“Look Tim just got Murph’t by the ketchup slut”

by Sillybilly101 August 30, 2018

murphanian

The name for the followers, believers, and legends, of the Murphism religion

Guy 1- and what do you believe in Joel

Guy2- I am a Murphanian Bob

GUY 1- HE MUST BE BURNED AT THE STAKE

by Murphanian March 4, 2019

Mulhern’d

When a group of extremely geriatric women enter the bar and cuck your seats out from underneath you.

We really Mulhern’d those ass-hats outta their seats last night didn’t we ladies? Classic us.

by rickmulhern July 22, 2019

Mumphead

A crafty insult to use on fattys, kids, and geezers.

“Haha! You suck! Mumphead!”

by papermoonkinglol May 28, 2021