Montgomery

A kid with unusually large ears aswell as a hardcore Minecraft player.

Dang, that Montgomery over there sure has big ears.

by Offical Dr.b360 August 8, 2019

C Montgomery Burns

Rhyming slang for gurns i.e. ecstasy pills

Ring up Zaph and we'll get some C Montgomery Burns for this evening

Gobbling five C Monties last night was an error

I've got the craving for a C Montgomery

by Horatio McBull June 28, 2008

Monte Crispo

When you invite an ugly chick out to a picnic on top of a plateau. Must be on the sunniest, hottest day of the summer. You seduce her into having sloppy outdooor sex with you. Then you jizz on her chest and parachute off the side of the plateau with all of her belongings. Leaving her stuck at the top with the sun beating down on her naked chest that's covered with semen.

Dude this weekend I'm going to tell ugly Shirley to have a picnic with me at the plateau. I'm so gonna Monte Crispo her.

by T-Jayzel April 14, 2005

Montemayor

1. Last name, frequency rank in the U.S. is 4686.

2. Montemayor is a city located in the province of Córdoba, Spain. According to the 2006 census (INE), the city has a population of 3936 inhabitants.

1. Let's go visit with the Montemayor's.

2. I'm going to vacation in Montemayor, Spain.

by Nikki Barnett October 18, 2008

Alex J Montero

A awesome actor.

Guy - Hey is that Alex J Montero?
You - Yeah he is awesome

by APEX1215 February 8, 2021

montezuma

Bloody diarrhea that one gets from drinking the water in Mexico.

After drinking water from a roadside stand in Mexico, Jonny was in the bathroom for days with Montezuma's revenge.

by mafioso April 23, 2003

monterey park

Okay the most Asian city in the US (no pun intended). Full of Chinese people walking around with shopping carts. In Monterey Park you often see Asian people meandering this way and that way. It's impossible to not see at least one buisness without any Chinese lettering.

I feel like some Chinese food. Where should we go?
In Monterey Park, fo sho!

by ala vanessa June 7, 2007