foot mitten

term used to describe the slipper/shoe that most teenage girls enjoy wearing due to the fact that they are easy to get on and most importantly off.

I was walking down a dark alley by myself when i noticed a rather large girl wearing foot mittens and chewing tobacco.

by sal May 13, 2005

Daytona Mitten

The act of putting your dick in a girl's ass then shoving your entire hand in her pussy so you can jerk yourself off inside her.

That chick is so stretched outa shape I had to do a Daytona Mitten to get off!

by Voidrat2000 March 11, 2011

The Mongolian Mitten

The frightening act of a mans hand, usually after an extended time spent in the cold winter weather, entering the females asshole and the spreading his fingers wide so as to warm his hands prior to sex.

The greasy italian came in from the cold pennsylvanian winter with near frost bite and in desperation prior to sex stuck his hand into his unsuspecting girlfriends ass to warm his hand with the nice environment of her inner sphincter, also known as giving her the Mongolian Mitten.

by snatchman2 May 6, 2010

Mitten Face

A large male, preferably with a huge dick.

And the face of a mitten.

person 2. woah that guy is a huge mitten face!
person 1. yeah i bet his dicks huge!!!1

by adriana koznia IS DISGUSTING April 3, 2011

fuzzy mittens

A man completely inserts both of his hands (up to the wrist)into a womans vagina.

I gave Suzy "Fuzzy Mittens"

by Damien July 17, 2003

Pooh Mitten

When you wrap your hand in toilet paper to avoid getting pooh on it

I took a huge dump and needed a pooh mitten to clean up!

by Eecol December 21, 2009

zinc mittens

A heavy metallic hand garment often mistaken for hooves (but they ain't)

he's wearing zinc mittens, He thinks their hooves but they ain't

by McScruff March 10, 2008