new urban mechanics

A strange, ragtag league of government employees infiltrating bureaucracy at the highest levels for the greater good. Since 2010.

What the hell are those pesky new urban mechanics up to? Oh, I see. Cool.

by nakedpilgrim May 4, 2018

new urban mechanics

A team of trouble-makers within municipal government.

What are those new urban mechanics up to now!

by nakedpilgrim February 13, 2018

Death by mechanical pencil!

It is when you grab a mechanical pencil of any sort and threaten someone with it verbally, or just wield it like a madman

DEaTh By MecHANicAL PenCIl!!!!

by Kaylathecat8 June 7, 2018

white-glove mechanic

an elite, often highly-specialized, perhaps cerebral, expensive mechanic

Telsa sent over some white-glove mechanic to diagnose the problem and he charged me $2000

by Kevin Nogilny December 3, 2019

Mechanical Pencil

The act of hitting a man in the behind numerous times, while attempting to get him to ejaculate.

"Yeah, Jim has some sort of erectile dis-function. His wife has to give him the Mechanical Pencil to make him cum.

by Andrew676Runner December 9, 2012

Mechanically Inclined

Something dumbshits say to try to sound like smartshits.

Shit 1: There's no way you can get that to work.
Shit 2: I can figure it out. I'm...mechanically inclined.

by Enginear September 24, 2018

mechanical hamster

A hamster that I own that is mechanical in nature. With a simple flick of a button it runs on its wheel or wherever you it wants. I does not gnaw incessantly on it's cage.

My mechanical hamster is collecting dust because I never use it.

by Toastmold January 19, 2004