Max

Max, usually black haired and most likely to be a little emo, they are very quiet about things but when you meet a max they will make you laugh just walking past them, if you meet a max make sure you stay forever friends as you will never meet someone like max again he also uses XD an awful lot too 😂❤️
#max got asked out by Amelia today, doesn’t surprise me they are perfect together 😍❤️😂
by 🔥Hop🔥 March 29, 2018
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Maxed

when in a joking manner you cook , flame or roast someone until they Get pressed and fold.
aye bruh i maxed him last week
by YvngBean August 14, 2018
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max

some short little dickwad who looks vaguely like sans the skeleton
'you know who you are max'
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max

the saltiest prick in the world. He's so salty that his spirit animal is a Mc Donald's French fry. The only girl he's ever dated is the salt shaker at the local Burger King
Max made fun of me for dating Kenna and I said "well at least she said yes to me."
by Jose Michael jordan December 04, 2017
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Max

Max is an amazing, caring, handsome and completely loveable boyfriend and person. He is selfless, cute, and extremely adorable. He likes to act tough around his friends and family, but behind closed doors he is a big baby. You will love him with all your heart and not regret one thing while you're with him. He's so sweet and considerate, he gives great hugs and most likely has an amazing, pretty big penis. My Max has brown, coarse, curly hair and is a genuine human. He has a great lips, beautiful green eyes, and a strong body. He will help you through anything, take care of you, give you a bunch of love, and wipe your tears when you cry. He's a great family man, boyfriend and best friend. Hold onto him, he's perfect. He knows how to fuck and he's an amazing kisser. He's awkward and worried at first because of his past relationships but will eventually learn to love again and worship the ground you walk on.
"Did you know she's dating Max?"
"No, really? Wow, what a lucky girl."
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Max

a kid who always loves to hang out with his friends, who might be kindof crazy, but is a fun person to hang out with
is friends with the brock that has bugs, the jacob with a red link obsession, and the counter move hunter
that kid is kindof crazy
oh thats just max
by The Bomb486 December 19, 2019
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a boy who is depressed and is glaring at me currently
hi max
by reeeeeeeeed October 11, 2020
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