omg what a play by mahomes

the NFL anouncer sucking patrick mahomes off with that gluck gluck 9000

there goes the announcer giving him the mahomes treatment. "omg what a play by mahomes(insert any name here)"

by BigBoz22 April 26, 2023

Can I have yo mathematics?

Another way of asking a person for their number. Based on the holla holla holla guy from dave chappelle's show.

Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?

Nala: Hey Simba... you look hawt!
Simba: say gurl, lemme holla holla holla atchya. can I have yo mathematics?

Aash: Dayummmnnnn look at calaia's bootayyyy!
Shivani: wa wa wee wah I WANT!
*both yell at calaia* say gurl! can i have yo mathematics?!?!??

by Asswhole_with_a_dubya February 21, 2011

Patrick mahomes

The quarterback for the Kc chiefs, also known as the nigga that sounds like Elmo.

Patrick mahomes uncle Tom ass sounds like Elmo

by Jjanman12 October 7, 2018

kurt's mathematics centre

A gulag in Russia or a North Korean concentration camp.

I saw my friend at kurt's mathematics centre around 1 year ago
I haven't seen him since

Think you're smart? Have a big ego? Have a cocky attitude? Come to Kurt, He'll fix you!

Kurt's centre is actually a burial ground for all the kids he has hit with his metal ruler.

by sofa. October 19, 2021

mathematics

another gangster way to say phone number

"Hey baby. Whas yo mathematics?"
"My what?"
"Your mathematics."
"Oh my number. No."

by ...<@!+Y March 31, 2007

Mathematics

An impossible system time-consuming shit designed to form mental kidney stones

Man- "I'm going to need you to pick me up from the hospital after I pass mathematics today. The pain is unbearable..."

by Swoody January 25, 2010

Mathematics

This cruel word means

Monstrosity
A
Teacher

Heavily

Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing

Into
Children’s

Souls so if you like maths or Math you must be crazy

Innocent child: what does mathematics mean?
Someone: Monstrosity
A
Teacher

Heavily

Enjoys
Mushing
And
Torturing

Into
Children’s

Souls

Innocent child: 💀 MOTHER I WANT TO DROP OUT OF SCHOOL

by oowasiapainter June 5, 2020