Loonsquatch

loonsquatch

/(lo͞on, skwæt)/

noun
1. (in Floridaman fokelore) a bad ass elusive monster with the body of a sasquatch and the head of a loon. It smells of smoked meats and is rumored to leave big footprints. Has been spotted in northeastern Florida.

verb (used with or without object)
2. My mind was blown after I went loonsquatchin

I stumbled upon the elusive loonsquatch and I immediately became a believer.

by Loonsquatchin’ October 15, 2023

Lonsey

1. A person who is so universally unliked that all others shun him only occasionally tollerating his presence when no one else is available. See bitch.

2. An object that is treated as referenced in #1.

What a lonsey bitch!

You lonsey, beggin, gimpey, sandbagging, bitch; I will never pay you.

by Kid Fury October 28, 2004

loonabitch

A raging psychotic that creates an in-your-face scene at the slightest aggrevation (or for no reason at all), spinning through several extreme emotions that culminate in a grand finale filled with tears and whining.

Did you see that loonabitch who recorded himself freaking out over Britney Spears? "She's a human! Leave Britney alone!"

by Grapefruit lovah December 17, 2010

loonagen

A crazy person.. a mixture of a loonie and a hoolagen. someone who does ridiculous, random things either under the influence, or not.

Joni was acting like a straight up loonagen at the party last night!

by tmonizzle143 November 9, 2010

Looks Thru

When a co-worker stalks you by trying to see you through the small crack between your two computer monitors.

Frank is going to move to Maryam's old desk.

Nah, JB would never allow that to happen. She likes when Frank looks thru her hole.

by RuthlessEmpire August 9, 2015

Lonsobol

An act of licking a male's butthole, usually done by a gay person.

That guy from LA Lakers lonsobolled me last night. He's a good lonsoboller

by kabitnimrsmontero November 3, 2017

Lookspanish

Lookspanish is the name given to the most attractive girl in a school. A Lookspanish has to be under the height of 5'5 if not she isn't eligible to be a Lookspanish.

"Damn Craig, did you see the two new Lookspanish girls that came to our school?"

by Chingchongeaterkilla December 9, 2018