no fucking shit, lady! do i sound like i'm ordering a pizza?

A quote from a movie called "die hard", meaning: obviously!
Usually used in phone conversations.

Supervisor: Attention, whoever you are. This channel is reserved for emergency calls only...
Detective John McClane: No fucking shit, lady! Do I sound like I'm ordering a pizza?

by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 22, 2004

Mud Lady

A woman in Morristown, famous for walking the streets, and applying loads of make-up (most noticably, eyeliner around her lip). She had come from a wealthy family, and was well off, until she had a nervous break-down. She has been kicked out and banned from numerous stores for stealing. She refuses to take any charity for anyone. She is nice when on her meds, but is strange when not.

I saw the Mud Lady being kicked out of Dunkin Donuts for stealing someone's coffee.

by KARMARANOVERMIDOGMA July 14, 2009

ladydoor

How Phil Lester refers to female parts because he is a smol bean.

"Come in my ladydoor!"

by Kay The Nerd May 21, 2018

lady wank

When a woman masturbates.

Giiirll, I am so tired, I've had a such a long week. I'm just gonna go home, get a glass of wine, run a bubble bath, maybe rub out a lady wank or two, just unwind, you know?

by toomuchtimeonherhands March 24, 2009

Lady Gaga

A pop star who you wouldn't recognize if you saw her as her body morphs into a different image every day.

Person 1: Hey isn't that Lady Gaga over there?

Person 2: I don't know, she looks different in every picture I've ever seen of her.

Person 1: Oh, well maybe she'll get a role in the new Transformers movie.

by Schnitterbit April 12, 2011

Lady BONER

When a female is turned on and aroused. She will experience a strong pulsating sensation and wetness in her vagina. But beware! It can be dangerous. A lady boner can interfere with motor skills such as walking, talking and even thinking. A lady boner must be taken care of immediately or else your fucked and stuck with it. Other symptoms may include heart palpitations, sweats and flushed cheeks.

"Hey Laura, see that HOT guy over there, well he just gave me a lady boner."

"So I had a sexting session last night. It was so intense that I couldn't get up and walk with my lady boner."

by Olga2018 June 15, 2018

Lady Caca

"caca" is Italian for "shit". "Lady Caca" is the name for Lady Gaga given by people who don't care for her music (?!!) or her constant presence in the media with some new strange outfit every week.

Billy: Lady Caca has 2 remix albums out this week.

Gene: I'll pass.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 26, 2010