lappies

when a person does something of consumate ease but manages to mess it up, that is lappies

Bramwell Barnes misses a goal infront of open post twice... he is LAPPIES!!

by fakespear December 8, 2013

lapdi

When a guy gets a deserved lapdance. Or just get lapdances. A lot of them.

Or when a guy just likes lapdances.

Call Lapdi, he can get a lapdance from this chick!

Hello Lapdi! Lapdi, come here Lapdi! Come on Lapdi! He is mr. Lapdance

by Iniestar January 7, 2014

lapkin

When your hands are dirty and you have no serviettes, and you wipe your hands on your jeans that's called using your "Lapkin". There is a new word for you all -"Lapkin"

Josh had dirty hands and wiped them on his "Lapkin"

by paulydictionary November 12, 2015

Lappiftue

The feeling when your fave fictional character dies.

Did you see last night's game of thrones episode?
Yeah i've felt lappiftue. Poor John Snow.

by Lukeisnotapenguinanymore April 4, 2016

lapotp

A laptop computer which does not work to your specified needs or otherwise crashes often

I was typing some work on my lapotp and it froze right in the middle of my document.

by Rill GiktokExcelticus February 20, 2017

Lapolamue

Someone who takes chicken from unsuspecting bystanders. They will eat and/or beat the bystander with the chicken that was once their own.

Get away from that Lapolamue!

by StrangeWords May 14, 2017

lapsing

Covertly typing on your phone on your lap under a table or desk during a meeting.

They were lapsing through the whole meeting.... how rude!

by lapsinator October 1, 2017