koala bear

Very cute but very evil lil marsupials

there cute and cuddly, but they will fuck you up, koalas r gangster

by Big Robert April 7, 2005

Koala beared that shit

Verb - meaning to attack someone from behind or wrap yourself around someone's back or something, like a pole

The stipper totally Koala beared that shit at the dance club. She was all over that pole

by whitegangster123 April 4, 2009

Koala Man

A nonchalant individual who likes koalas, usually keeping some manner of koala based item on them at all times.

He's a total Koala Man he keeps a stuffed one with him all the time.

by ScrubBag McGee September 24, 2011

Koala

The act of wrapping both your arms and legs around someone, just like a koala

Guy: *picks up girl*
Girl: *koalas him*

by LeIceCream July 20, 2014

koalafications

( Named after the koala bear): To you as a male the exact characteristics that make a girl datable and/or bedroom material.

You meet my my koalafications, lets grab a drink and date.

by Sexydimma February 27, 2017

koakai

Bitch ass nigga.

Yo you must be Koakai cause you a bitch.

by YourFathersGayFriend October 14, 2020

wet koala

when you perform oral sex on a woman until she has an orgasm and squirts all over your face and hair, making you resemble a wet koala bear

I went down on her last night and ended up looking like a wet koala

by mike temple April 22, 2014