Kim Jong Un

Jerking off and ejaculating, acting like a missile that goes up and falls short. Then taking the tip of your dick and inserting it into a shitty anus, getting shit on the tip to make it look like his haircut ; then people clapping afterwards

My girl likes when I give her a Kim Jong Un

by Joseph P. Mama March 6, 2024

Kim Jong Un

Nuke Spammer
Dictator
Small pp
Fatass bitch
Thin lipped
Constantly squinting even though he wears glasses
Asshole

Man, that guy is such a Kim Jong Un.

by Not-A-Real-Person January 4, 2025

Kim Jong Chunk

You find you self cornered in a corner in Northern North Korea. A round, wide bodied but massive shoed figure steps forward—Kim Jong Chunk, the legendary chunker, who crushes shoes with his massive shoes being pressed down on them by his weight. His voice grumbles, his thick northern north korean accent shivering your timbers: "Well, well... what we got here? Lookin’ like a shoe ripe for a chunkin’." Your shoebeat quickens. What do you do?

You clear you throat and open you mouth to speak, trying to keep you voice unsteady. "Look, chunk man , no trubul. Just assing through. " Kim Jong Chunk steps closer, the shadow of his insole swallowing your feet. He smirks, "This ain’t a place you just pass through without getting your toes flattened by ME. Speakin’ of, how many toes you got?"

by Bob B. Bobberton February 17, 2026

Choi Jong-In

the kind of man that's hot— both temperature and appearance wise. s-rank fire mage from the anime Solo Leveling. he also really likes wearing striped business suits for some reason... and he looks like aizen from bleach. also miu/merle is his n1 fan !! oshimaxxing lol

person 1: wow i watched solo leveling, what's the name of that red haired guy who looks like aizen?
person 2: his name is choi jong-in, also WHY DOES EVERYONE COMPARE HIM TO AIZEN?!?

by choimaxxer July 20, 2025

Kumi Jong Orpu

A Czechian twitch streamer who plays numerous games whilst simultaneosly entertaining his audience. As of 3/11/25 he has a following of 1.1k and an average viewers of 15-20

Kumi Jong Orpu is a great twitch streamer who I love to watch.

by goatedgeo November 3, 2025

kelvin de jong

He is a man with no loyality, he is a man wo lover women, he is a man with a Nice head, he is a man Who can help you in impossible times , Kelvin de jong fixed die meids

Kelvin de jong, is a men from his word

by Stoppen February 25, 2017

The Kim Jong Un

A sexual act in which you engage in consensual intercourse with your beloved and beautiful spouse, for the purpose of creating a male heir to the Kim lineage and a future leader of True Korea.

I'm tired of all these Imperialist thots trynna make me baby daddy. I just want to find a good woman and give her the Kim Jong Un

by Juche Life June 5, 2017