Jewish Zombie 

See:Jesus.

Happy Jewish Zombie day!
See:Easter.

Jewish Zombie by Starwarsgeek133 May 18, 2010

Jewish Penicillin 

Tasty Matza Ball Soup.

Mamascheinz if you are farshtupped have some Jewish Penicillin, and your keppie will clear up.

Jewish Penicillin by Dr. Matti May 16, 2006

Jewish Harp 

To insert your nose into the vagina of an unsuspecting female, then begin to hum a toon.

"She likes it when I hum death metal"
"The jewish harp is the new guitar solo"

Jewish Harp by Paul, you sandy vagina September 19, 2006

Jewish Six Pack 

Similar to Asian six pack, but instead of a high school course load of three maths, and the sciences, the Jewish six pack consists of six high school classes in which the main subject of interest hold high importance in Jewish society.

Desmond: What grade 12 classes do you have this school year?

Morrie: Accounting, Economics, Financial Securities, International Business, Advanced Functions, and Data Management.

Desmond: Ahh yes, the Jewish Six Pack.

Morrie: ???

Jewish Six Pack by Desmond West February 4, 2009

Jewish screwdriver

A butter knife when used in place of an actual screwdriver, so named if in a Jewish household with no tools.

This screw needs tightening--go get me the Jewish screwdriver!

Jewish screwdriver by TTTH December 22, 2010

jewish mario 

A Jewish Mario is when one takes a deuce in their hand and smears some of the fecal matter across the recipients face then take the rest of the fudge and put it on the crown of their head to form a kippa thus completing the transformation

Dude last night this girl asked me to give her a Jewish Mario!
Did you?!
Of course she's at temple now and were getting pizza after!
Haha I see what you did there she's Italian and Jewish.

jewish mario by PALE THUNDAR October 29, 2013

Jewish Mafia 

A mafia full of people only containing the Jewish religion

I joined the Jewish Mafia today mom

Jewish Mafia by BarryMcCocknher November 5, 2019