IP Address

If someone doxed your IP Address, it means that he/she come to your house and forced you to touch grass and get a job.

You: Do you know who's Candice
Me: Who's Candice?
You: CAN DEZZ NUTZ FIT IN JOE MAMA'S ANUS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Fuck you!!! And also...
IP Address: 420.911.69.1337
N: 32, 4726
W: 19, 2843
SS Number: 2050181220011998
IPv6: ef08 : : 5cdc : : fe96 : : bf22 : : d1889%21
UPNP: Enabled
DMZ: 11.2111.24.51
ISP: Verizon High Speed Internet
DNS: 4.4.4.2
ALT DNS: 9.9.9.7.9
DNS Suffix: Tenet
WAN: 101.33.1.17
WAN Type: Private Network
Gateway: 192.168.0.1
Subnet Mask: 555.555.25.555
UDP Open Ports: 8080 80
TCP Open Ports: 1880
Mother: Fucked
And this that you're about to touch grass and a job!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 17, 2022

ITMT-IP

ITMT-IP stands for I Think Magical Thinking Is Primitive. Which is used in the dating world to signify that you don't relate to personality tests. Referring mostly to Myers & Briggs' 16 Personality Types. It is mostly inspired by the book The Cult of Personality: How Personality Tests Are Leading Us to Miseducate Our Children, Mismanage Our Companies, and Misunderstand Ourselves by Annie Murphy Paul.

And serves as an excuse to get out of awkward conversations about personality tests.

I'm sorry I'm an ITMT-IP. We're a little bit special, crystals and alternative medicine don't work on us. They say it's because we have no personality.

by Non-Magical Thinker February 28, 2024

IP indulgence

When big movie/show corporations create products featuring more than two of their intellectual properties at the same time. It was a cool novelty until we all realized it was just a cheap trick so we would watch their products.

Ben: “There’s this new movie named Simpsons Marvel Wars on Disney+, is it any good?”
Arthur: “Nah, it’s just IP indulgence like they always do nowadays. Don’t bother.”

by SMACKLEDORFD April 26, 2023

Ipse mihi fucki

The unfortunate situation in which an attempted rape against a middle aged woman results in her going all Hulk on you, biting off your dick at the base, and then sodomizing you with your own penis.

Joe: How'd yer night go after we split?
Mark: Not great.
Joe: Wha happened?
Mark: I thought I'd tag some MILF but she was much older face to. She went all ape on my shit, bit me solid clean off, and then fucked me with my own hard cock. Total Ipse mihi fucki, you know? Not my best night...
Joe: Fuck....

by GenX Alt December 8, 2024