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platonic incel

a guy that doesn't have a close female/nonbinary friend and therefore has an incel mentality towards these groups
Oh Omar? He's never had a female friend except his gf and doesn't see the value in having non-men as friends. He also has women-hating tendencies.

Yea he's a platonic incel.
by bringmealittlewaterSylvie November 23, 2021
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Incel Lives matter

Incel Lives matter is a group with 764 and comboy satanists that blame they problems on women
by Xxxfi October 27, 2025
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We don't speak incel

Yeah, well, maybe if you did you wouldn't have as many dead kids 🤷 ♂️ I don't know. Maybe that has nothing to do with it. Maybe it's ghosts 🤷 ♂️ Maybe people are getting possessed by murder-ghosts.
Hym "It's a mystery! Maybe you are singling people out for failure and derision in a manner than mirrors the delusions of reference commonly associated with schizophrenia and they are murdering you for doing that? It's gotta be something. We don't speak incel so I guess we'll never know. Maybe the idea that nothing you do is sufficient justification to kill you or your kids is a delusion and you're, like, stepping on a rake repeatedly? I don't know. Maybe what you're doing to me is like shooting the messenger and you're having a hard time reconciling with how much of a piece of shit you are? It could be anything man. Everything is complicated and nebulous so we can ever know anything in absolute terms. We just have to throw our hands in the air and be like 'Ionow.' Right?
by Hym Iam August 5, 2024
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Incels

No they fucking don't bitch. Incels do not make their sexuality their identity in a way that the fucking breeders do not and if the women are fucking the fat-cocks exclusively up to a retard in-fucking-stead of me then I ABSOLUTELY have a God-damned right to be disgruntled about.
Hym "No. Nonono. Every song, every movie, every television show is about you cocksuckers fucking eachother. And you act like your whole identity doesn't revolve around BEING AN ATHEIST. You motherfuckers don't have profound, multidimensional public-personalities. I HAVE THAT. So much so that literally hundreds of characters about me at this point."

Breeder "But my wife only fucks the best men! See!? I'm the best man! And my kids! They are suuuuuuper important to eVeRyBoDy! Right guys? Right or I get to kill you? Guys?"

Hym "You see what I'm fucking talking about? I didn't even know what an incels was until 7 years ago. So, no. Get the fuck right out of here with that. You know how many times I've had to sitband listen to 'By boyfriend blahblahblah... My wife blahblahblah... My kids blahblahblah!" 👈 THAT is YOUR sexual identity and it IS at the forefront of your identity. All of ya! IN ADDITION TO 'Incels this! Incels that! They need to be more like me even though I'm a retarded piece of shit!' It just never ends with fucks. But MY identity revolves around my sexuality. Or lack thereof. Sure. Sure bud."
by Hym Iam July 13, 2024
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incell

Someone who complains to the work health and safety committee about flood damages to get a restaurant shut down. Leaving many people jobless. smh.
“Hey bro, you know any incells??”
“Yea Flynn takes the cake for that one. The other day he shut down a store through a complaint
by gayasswoman March 14, 2022
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Incel

Word used by femoids and wokes when they lose an argument to men
Person 1(male) : Women can commit sexual abuse too
Person 2 (femoid) : incel
by f@ggotkiller November 12, 2023
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Geri-incel

An older man sexually rejected by all woman
66 year old geri-incel, Robbie, has always been sexually rejected by women.
by Twists and Twats January 24, 2025
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