grufflepimp

Usually confused with "Mrs. Grufflepuff",, from the orphanage I send my children to when the misbehave. One of my middle daughters,, Abbey,, visits Mrs. Grufflepuff on the daily basis,, as she is my worst child. Abbey has described her as, "An overly aggressive lady who can be a whore at some points to the human being she chooses". She has repeatedly put Abbey in the spider box. Which is exactly what it seems: a box full of spiders ready to eat you alive at any given time. Do not be fooled and think I am not a good father. In fact,, I am the best father in the entire world.

"No! Not Mrs. Grufflepimp!"

by Spacedadmeag June 16, 2017

Guff Custard

The substance produced by a shart

The guff custard slowly dribbled down her chin.

by The Gjh,xvkGuff Cusatrrd August 25, 2017

Guffbomb

When someone decides to let one rip so bad that it is likened to a nuclear bomb exploding

oh man bill, what a guffbomb!

by Granny Doris 69 January 25, 2019

gurfatai

A 6th grade kid with a small pingas.

gurfaita gur gur gur!!!!. gurfatai here

by moutu patlu February 26, 2019

Guff

A term in Scotland used to describe a person from England.

That Guff cunts got a big mouth.

by Richard Head146 June 2, 2019

guffologist

This is the definition of someone who is a connoisseur of farts. They perhaps may know too much about farts. They think about stink 24/7.

"Good god what have you been eating... do we need to call a Guffologist?'

by Jesus says November 2, 2019

Guraffe

Mate it aint a giraffe anymore its a guraffe cus guraffe is better

There is no way to use this in a sentence unless you are the guraffe itself

by You wouldn't get it November 5, 2019