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grumpkin

When Female or Male, is performing oral sex on you when you are taking a shit on the toilet. Grumpkin is mistaken for the word Blumpkin, because of the Movie "Harold and Kumar."
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gralph

adjective

a very interesting mix of being high and drunk at the same time. generally, this occurs through the use of alcohol and marijuana, but could be encounterd through many types of drugs as well.
after consuming a bottle of Captain and smoking a blunt, Kristen and Melissa were both very gralph.
by Kris and Mel July 28, 2008
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grumplestitskin

A person who is a real pain in the ass, and finds ways to turn ordinary tasks into prolonged experiences by being a grump. Mainly occurs when the female species is bleeding out for 7 days without dying.
Person A: Wow Christine was such a grumplestitskin last night.
Person B: Yea, she must've had sand in her vagina.
by grumpybear4life August 18, 2011
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grumplicious

Someone who is always grumpy but still hot.
Kai is so grumplicious!
by Chu84 May 25, 2017
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grumpkins

recieving head while in the process of shitting.
"That bitch was so nasty she gave me grumpkins!"
by mattneesy May 19, 2004
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Grumpkin

A twist and flick of the balls while receiving a blowjob, thus making the person grumpy.
Garrett was getting a BJ when Amy decided to bust out the grumpkin.
by sqwirll April 14, 2009
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grump stump

A person unhappy with life. May show signs of irritability, anger, crabbiness, and general unpleasntries.
Joe K. is such a grump stump.
by Laura July 30, 2008
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